If you fall in and out of love all the time then your "I love you" doesn't mean shit anymore. Your "I love you" is a slut.

Just because I'm comfortable with my own sexuality doesn't mean that I have to entertain his sexual advances?

Guys who sexually, physically or verbally abuse women are disgusting cocksucking pathetic little cunts. It is known.

I do not fall in love easily but when I do, I'll make sure there's blood everywhere.

Where is everyone? I'm as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn.

 I'm HORNY! Don't make me come over kidnap you, lock you up, make you watch chick flicks and force you to fall madly in love with me and my nakedness. Cause I will!

LOVE is thinking about the same person every time you masturbate. Herbal Sexual Enhancement

 I'm the girl you dream about fucking, but have nightmares about calling the next day..

If you're angry that he was just using you for sex you were probably just using sex to get him to date in the first place.

 I'd to sit on my boyfriend's face just to stop him talking about soccer for an hour.  I don't sex ugly men I gotta think about my kids future...

There are two kinds of women in the world, those who don't wear make-up to the gym and those who let guys cum on their faces. Newsflash! And then there is a third kind tat dont go to the gym and uses the cum as the facial mask.

I have a VAGINA! I also have a degree in Political Science from Cambridge University but men don't seem to care about that shit.

The 72 virgins waiting in heaven thing doesn't apply to women right? Cause the last thing I need is 72 nervous guys who can't give oral.

Life is all about Money, Sex and Power. Got to strike a balance. That's what life is about. Sexual enhancement

Bitch is back

Lesbian relationships last longer because there isn't any problem they can't lick.

lesbian is no good...haha... i like to lick pussy also..want me to help u?

I just took some pills I found in my purse for my head ache, don't know what they were for... so now we wait.

It's not the viagra or cialis?

Out of 10, the only orgasm that really matters is a GOOD one. :)

orgasm...out of 10....how come

But i think every orgasm should matter, Both parties should help each other to acheived orgasm. More satisfying.

I'm not that demanding. I just wanna wake up one Sunday morning wearing his shirt. And also discover that I have superpowers.

She can have anyone's attention, but she wants yours. Don't fuck it up.

I'm getting really good at walking around my home in my underwear and pretending that I have no idea my blinds are open.

I'm horny right now, what is the colour of your underwear now?

If women wanted sex as much as men, there would be eleventy hundred billion people on Earth

Sorry if I rub some of you the wrong way, but a rub is a rub, so shut the fuck up and enjoy it.

No sex for me!

I haven't had sex since Monday, so don't you fucking dare talk to me about world hunger. OK!

LMFAO

Make fullest of sex when it cums along

research found dat more sex can cure a low blood pressure n also release stress....other den dat gud 4 intimate relationship:)

Sex is an age old natural therapy, if you are deprived, you are deprived...

Last night, I got in touch with my feminine side... I made myself a sandwich.

Some of you arsewipes call me perverted, but I prefer to call myself sexually explicit.

I don't understand why people tiptoe around the issue of sex, it's perfectly natural - 'no sex before marriage' if you wish to be a boring cunt.

If my boyfriend doesn't turn on the TV first when he sits down on the couch, that's a Blow Job request.

You know how your first cigarette after you've quit smoking for months is better than any orgasm and yes! Yes! OH GOD yessss.

both can be addictive u start again

yezz...thats rite..ive stopped for 4 months, n i know da pleasure after starting new again...hihihi..

Orgasm rocks! Nuff said.

The sexual tension between me and my mirror is undeniable.

Flirting, anyone can do. Holding a conversation of substance for more than 5 messages? Please, humor me. I miss being impressed.

I am that girl your parents didn't warn you about because nobody knows this much awesome is contained in a single mind.

I refuse to be friends with the kind of girl who asks for her hairband back.

Yet another bitch

Guys are weird. Who the heck says exactly what they mean and feel?

I should get myself a tweeter.

Not all men are pigs. There are other animals too.

Sometimes I talk to myself. Hahaha me too!

I'm not shy. I just never feel like replying dumb questions. Big difference.

My English teacher staples Burger King job application forms on failed tests.

Word of advice ladies: Never date a guy who doesn't like dogs.

Last night, I got in touch with my feminine side... I made myself a sandwich.

Some of you arsewipes call me perverted, but I prefer to call myself sexually explicit.

2 pieces of advice for married men

Never laugh at your wife's choices; you are one of them

Never proud of your choices; your wife is one of them

I don't understand why people tiptoe around the issue of sex, it's perfectly natural - 'no sex before marriage' if you wish to be a boring cunt.

If my boyfriend doesn't turn on the TV first when he sits down on the couch, that's a BJ request.

Whenever men adjust themselves in public and realise that I saw them, I like to give them two thumbs up to let them know I enjoyed the show!

I hate you a little when you take a screenshot of your iPhone, and I can see you have more battery life than me.

In a relationship, the first person to make the other scream, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!" wins!

Failproof way to piss off your Ex! 1. Send sexy pic 2. Wait for reply 3. Reply back: Sorry, that was intended for someone else Works every time.

In the putrid hell called life, I am Alice and you guys are my Wonderland. See, I can be romantic. Now who wants to date me?

I hate being bi-polar. It's fuckin' awesome!

At times I pretend to be normal; but then it gets dead b-o-r-i-n-g, so I go back to being me.

this is not a blog

Sometimes I hate you people more than those pricks over at Facebook.

Listen up fellas... The only thing most women really want is for you to make them feel like they are the only one that matters. And sex.

If and when birth control ever becomes illegal again, let's all just become lesbians by choice and let the dudes figure out how to fuck each other.

Your mom listens to Eminem?

I'm pretty down-to-earth. When I'm not invading Mars or ruling Venus.

I'm making a naughty list. What's your name?

I'd feel more comfortable talking about your toilet preferences than your religious ones. I like piped in toilet music. You know, like in hotel? Classy. Pee story is one comment below. This thread is about how you like your toilet. Mostly the interior design. Haha. Jungle themed toilet is not very comforting. Got snake, spider and what not. I don't think I can do my business in the jungle.

My nephews asked me why girls pee sitting down. I told them they're lazy.